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danty123:

Trying to give your self some cancer
#justRandyMarshthings

danty123:

Trying to give your self some cancer
#justRandyMarshthings

boobslyn:

Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them

(via didyouseemefalling)

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

(via unprime)

bakrua:

manaphy:

i used to be all like “ew why do boys love boobs so much theyre just lumps of fat hanging off ur chest!!” but now i, too, have been captivated by the power of titties

*Cr1TiKaL voice*

(via hispanicgoddess)

assiest:

you can’t spell thug without hug

image

(via stop)

pondprincen:

bottomjared:

Hey! So, Coming Out Day is coming up soon (Oct. 11) and I just want to post a very stern reminder to NOT out anyone without their explicit permission.

Do NOT out anyone.

Got it?

Okay.

this is also a less important point, but still worth noting: DO NOT “come out” as an ally. don’t you dare.

(via stop)

girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know

kevinshalo:

"What are you twelve"
Yeah on a scale of one to ten bye

(via stop)

herspanic:

Ummm


Hey *rewatches disturbia*